Prepare to be Shermanated

This is Ric Ocasek and his Supermodel wife of 20 something years Paulina Porizkova. F My Life

Shiantology

Madonna is looking great.

This guy may want to start thinking about a new profession other than burglary.

Thank You Mehan for getting me re-addicted to FIFA. It’s like I’m in 8th grade and playing Nintendo 64 again.

That picture above is of Askold Zapashny of the Zapashny Brothers Circus in St. Petersburg. It is also a picture of a man riding the single most metal thing a man can ride–short of “the lightning” or a rocket-ship shaped like a guitar–a big damn lion. That is the only vehicle in the world that is certified Grade A, Ronnie James Dio Approved.

It matters little that Askold is dressed like a dominatrix at a renaissance faire up there, or that he has a ponytail so effeminate it took first place in a vagina contest, because this man has not only made a Superpredator his primary mode of transportation, but has even gone so far as to jump said lion-vehicle with reckless abandon like it’s a carnivorous General Lee. You try stepping to Askold at a stoplight with your custom chrome-skull embossed chopper, and you might win the race–but only one of your vehicles can eat his opponent for fuel.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-badass-things-ever-done-by-jungle-cats/